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Heekee
#1 2018-06-20 02:14:28

Daily Standup Meeting

Red Status!! Red Status!!

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Sockpuppet
#2 2018-06-20 04:10:18

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The burndown looks really bad. What impediments are you facing?

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Heekee
#3 2018-06-20 08:02:11

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Sockpuppet wrote:

The burndown looks really bad. What impediments are you facing?

Blockers everywhere, Big Blockers, huge, thick, veiny black Blocks

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anon user #2.1
#4 2018-06-20 19:39:15

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Phillip_McCavity
#5 2018-06-27 20:15:07

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Sadly, daily standups are part of my life.

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#6 2018-07-06 19:34:18

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Company Meetings suck. A waste of time. At least they could put out some Oreo Cookies...

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#7 2018-07-15 12:23:15

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Phillip_McCavity wrote:

Sadly, daily standups are part of my life.

Just out of curiosity:
What did you accomplish yesterday
What are you working on today
What are you working on tomorrow?

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#8 2018-07-20 00:08:03

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wrote:

Just out of curiosity:
What did you accomplish yesterday
What are you working on today
What are you working on tomorrow?

Micro Manager!!!!!


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#9 2018-08-07 02:57:48

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You don't sound like Certified Scrum Master material, son. Close out your tasks.

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#10 2018-09-12 20:58:17

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Imagine, if you will, the RELIEF that the "beautiful flower" feels on the toilet.

Her shytChunks blast out in a fusillade, PLOPLOPLOPLOPLOPLOP!  Then the motherlode of a huge Logg, the mature platorbis coiling and reaching above the waterline in a desperate last attempt to find oxygen. 

Ahhhhhhhh, breathes the giant greasy hogwoman, relaxing her gripp on the Bottom Buddy for a moment. 

Behind the 'main event' is a motley assortment of small faecal bits, farts of varied size and odour, and some foamy yellow liquid.  Finally, the beautiful flower bowels satisfied, she wraps her stick with a fat wad of discarded Amex bills and strains to reach back and clean the filth-encrusted hole that Mr. PL calls her "best feature."

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#11 2018-09-29 18:03:44

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Yesterday I jerked it, today I'm gonna jerk it again, NO BLOCKERS!

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plucky_little_goatse
#12 2018-12-24 00:34:58

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MOAR KAWK PLEASE. 

More. Now.

   

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#13 2019-01-26 11:39:26

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I noticed you work shytted twice in one day. Final warning.
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#14 2019-03-07 16:22:13

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Close out your tasks, assholes! You're fuqing up the velocity.

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Oh Man!!
#15 2019-03-13 10:25:22

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#16 2019-03-14 05:24:27

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#17 2019-03-14 06:34:54

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#18 2019-05-13 07:39:29

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As of today, you are all terminated. Each individual can submit a resume listing the reasons why we should rehire you.  Mitch and Murray at the home office will then make a decision on which of you shall retain their positions.

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Chesnup
#19 2019-07-19 03:08:35

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#20 2019-08-04 13:04:54

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Hey developer assholes: Stop Starting, Start Finishing.

TIA.

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